When I got home, I went to put my (old, rusty, too small) bike in the garage, and found this:
During lunch time, instead of coming to eat with me, he'd gone out and purchased a new bike. Complete with all the accessories: basket, bell, U-Lock, and head & tail lights.
I came home to a clean house, and a fancy new bicycle, all compliments of my cute husband.
I think I'll keep him.